Cows eat grass. Babies eat grass. It’s good for, fiber, right? Fiber in, uh, this form, hurts my old cranky gastric bypass belly. I get (excuses) bezoars (/excuses) and I eat toast instead. I’m not suggesting that one goes and eats grass, but some things I see Dieters Eat isn’t much different than what this baby got in during his outside play yesterday. 😡 You don’t have to tell me to worry about “your baby eating gross that’s so gross do you know what might be in there?!” Yes. He’s baby number five. A lot worse will be eaten. Salad, anyone?