To the countless individuals who have searched this term and variations thereof over the last few weeks, I will say this:
Susan Maria Leach of the SML Network, and BEHealthyDrinks formerly of Bariatric Eating, you say you have a New Store and everything is in stock (Hello, bullshit!) and ready to ship? So what about your customers who have waited sixty, ninety or one hundred and twenty days or more for their “old” product that is obviously not in stock?
“Behealthydrinks focuses on top quality protein drinks and easy blending powders. Pure quality, whey protein isolate, with natural ingredients. All our products are are regularly tested for purity and manufactured in GMP certified and organic facilities.”
Sure it does. That is, if you were manufacturing it and not screwing your customers. Hate me all you want.
72 days since my first order. God knows how long since my second.
Aside from the editing fails in this press release I got in my email this morning, I can't even begin to explain it. It's like we are all falling into Susan Maria's fictional life.
Seriously, there is no way to start explaining what follows. The only translation I have is — that Susan Maria Leach hired a Very Bad PR company, and it's purely keyword spam. Because, she suddenly has 35,000 followers on Twitter, with less than 200 tweets, and has lost nearly all of her Facebook following, however the spam keeps pumping from her account without her involvement.
This shit is crazy.
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Co-branded products from China and visits to a temple? What?
Oh hayell no, Mrs. Leach. Please ship my products, or you know what, don't. I don't want anything imported from China, particulary nutrition goods. You can't even buy DOG TREATS from China. It's been 60 days, and you are clearly going off the deep end.
I know I shouldn't be surprised. She stole my money! (54 days and counting!)
Now she's taking BLOG POSTS FROM PROFESSIONALS. (I am still finding and counting them now. This post is changing…)
… this in my email -
FedEx Shipment Notification!
Behealthydrinks focuses on top quality protein drinks and easy blending powders. Pure quality, whey protein isolate, with natural ingredients. All our products are are regularly tested for purity and manufactured in GMP certified and organic facilities…
Except – they do not ship your purchases. Who really gives a fuck WHERE it comes from? I KNOW where it comes from and I can SELL THE SAME PRODUCT TO YOU.
But, you'd get it. I'm not that nice right now.
Do not be fooled by the "new" names and "new" store front. This is the same company as Bariatric Eating, which has left hundreds of customers hanging.
The only communication I have received comes from an employee of BE — ON FACEBOOK. There has been zero actual customer-interaction in any way.
Shame on you, Susan Maria Leach. You could have done SO much with this situation.
- Previous store – www.bariatriceating.com
- New store – www.behealthydrinks.com
- Facebook – www.facebook.com/bariatriceating
- FL AG - http://myfloridalegal.com/Contact.nsf/Contact?OpenForm&Section=Economic_Crimes
Geekologie says —
$32 Calorie Shapers are resin-coated biker-shorts/sparkle-panties that are stiffer than regular boxer-briefs and, when walked in 1.5-hours a day per week, can burn enough additional calories to offset 16-ounces of beer. WELL WOOPTIE-F***IN'-DO-DA. I'd rather just convince myself I never drank that beer. Besides, who in their right mind wants to walk around IN A PAIR OF HARD UNDERWEAR? Aaaaaaaah, my nuts are saying silk but my belly's saying STIFF ABRASIVE POLYMER AND ENOUGH FRICTION TO START A FIRE.
I am NOT wearing anybody's stiff panties.