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I'm going to be on TV.
I'm going to New York City next week to film an interview with ABC's 20/20.
Then, because of the way things go: I am going to the neurology inpatient unit for 7-10 days for video EEG monitoring, coming home, and flying to Vegas for the WLSFA Event. Because. It's all or nothing for me.
PS. Send clothes. OMG. I have nothing to wear. And I need a haircut. Save me.
Yes. I agreed to go. You know I am terrified of Such Things as Being On Camera, and I have said no a couple times before to things like this. There are people in my life who feel that I can't possibly have stage fright because "REALLY, YOU!? Attention WHORE!" But I am typically scared shitless, you just don't know that.
But this opportunity feels different. It's 20/20.
I WATCH THIS SHOW. OMG. I'm going to speak with Deborah Roberts. OMG.
I spent one and a half hours on the phone today with a ABC producer, and I taped it.
Why did you TAPE yourself, Beth? For one thing, I have had more than one seizure during Important Phone Calls that I do not remember HAVING. (Sorry, Chike Protein, and whomever else I've done it to.) Knowing the call would be long, I figured it was a possibility and I wanted to remember what I said. It didn't happen, but now I have this record of my half of the conversation, I figured I would share it.
This is completely unscripted, random and much of my off the cuff thoughts. Please do not judge too harshly. I did not prepare anything because I had no idea what she was going to ask and what the topic was. As for the actual show topic, I figure it will be loosely connected to the things she asked in this interview:
Feeling a little chubby before your big day? Are you horrified that you might waddle down the aisle on your wedding day? Is your fiancee upset by your love-handles?
…GET A FEEDING TUBE! The K-E Diet costs $1500 for ten days and those willing to wear a tube in their nose 24-7 will be rewarded with weight loss of up to 20 pounds.
A nasogastric tube better known as a NG tube, is a tiny flexible tube that carries calories/medicines medicine to the stomach through the nose. It is often used for tiny infants who cannot take in enough nutrition on their own, and those who can’t – for a variety of reasons – ingest solids for an extended period of time. Sometimes bariatric surgery patients require a tube-feed if they become malnourished due to a functional issue with the weight loss surgery procedure. At times a NG Tube is used due to a psychological inability to take in oral calories, and malnourishment. It’s usually for REFEEDING, not WEIGHT LOSS.
Such as eating disorders like anorexia –
- The patient is less than or equal to 85% ideal body weight (IBW).
- The patient has experienced greater than 1 month severe restriction (less than 500 calories per day) prior to admission.
- The patient is severely restricting fluid intake and needs the NG tube to maintain hydration status.
No longer a is a nasogastric tube for the medically fragile person, it’s for the crash dieter! How, exciting? Go, get one? (Please understand my level of sarcasm here.)
An article in the NY times shares a variety of crash-diets for the Bride-To-Be, including the tube feeding option which is something new to the United States.
Dr. Oliver R. Di Pietro has been offering what he calls a K-E diet at his modest clinic in Bay Harbor Islands, Fla., since last July.
It uses a nasogastric tube (a tube that goes through the nose and down the esophagus into the stomach) to provide all nourishment, with no carbohydrates for 10 days. Dr. Di Pietro said body weight is lost quickly through ketosis, the state in which the body burns fat rather than sugar.
“Any extreme low-calorie diet is associated with side effects, kidney stones, dehydration and headaches,” Dr. Aronne said, “and if you lose muscle mass and water, what’s the point of that?”
Dr. Scott Shikora, the director of the Center for Metabolic Health and Bariatric Surgery at Brigham and Women’s Hospital in Boston, said: “Putting a tube in one’s nose, it’s not always comfortable and pleasant. And this has to be medically supervised.”
Dr. Shikora was the director of Bariatric Surgery at the hospital I had my gastric bypass at 8 years ago, and was also the President of the ASBMS a couple years ago. He knows how to help people lose weight.
Dr. Shikora also said any caloric restriction will lead to weight loss.
“The novelty is, they shove a tube in your nose,” he said. “It doesn’t matter if it’s through a tube, a straw, a meal plan,” he said. “They all work, if someone goes from 3,000 calories a day to 800.”
Which is why WEIGHT LOSS SURGERY WORKS. What do WLS patients do? We go from 3000+ calories per day to 0 calories, to about 500-800 calories for many months. WLS can be described the most severe crash diet you ever go on.
Tube feeding — delicious. Makes me want to go get one to lose my last 20+ lbs. o-O I am sure people whom have had to have a NG tube, or had to help a child or family member with one… would just love to try that again.
PS. Edited to add. If you’ve already HAD weight loss surgery, do not even THINK about it.
What WORKS to lose weight?
Also, in the long-term it's not unusual for bariatric surgery post ops to again embark on diet plans to lose regained weight. Shocking, I know!
What works? What can we do to lose weight successfully?
Not fad diets. Also, SHOCKING? /end sarcasm
If you want to lose weight, eat less fat, exercise more, and prescription weight loss pills. Wait, really?
That's what works? Apparently, according to a new study from the American Journal of Preventative Medicine.
"Researchers analyzed data from more than 4,000 obese people over the age of 20 with a body mass index of 30 or more and then interviewed them one year later. Over half of them were trying to lose weight when the study began. By the end of the study, 40 percent said they lost at least 5 percent of their body weight, while 20 percent of participants lost 10 percent or more.
Among the participants who shed pounds, they often reported working out and eating fewer fatty foods. Those who were in weight loss programs lost even greater amounts of weight.
Duh. Right? More from CBS –
What didn't work? Those people who participated in popular diets, liquid diets nonprescription weight loss pills and diet foods/products didn't see the scale tip in the right direction.
"It's very encouraging to find that the most of the weight loss methods associated with success are accessible and inexpensive," senior author Dr. Christina Wee, co-director of research in the division of general medicine and primary care at Beth Israel Deaconess Medical Center, said in the statement.
"There are lots of fad diets out there as well as expensive over-the-counter medications that have not necessarily been proven to be effective, and it is important that Americans discuss product claims with their doctor before trying such products."
No fad diets. Did you read that? Stop it.
The study –
Successful Weight Loss Among Obese U.S. Adults
May 2012, Vol. 42, No. 5
Background: Little is known about weight control strategies associated with successful weight loss among obese U.S. adults in the general population.
Among those attempting weight loss, 1026 (40%) lost 5% and 510 (20%) lost 10% weight after adjustment for potential confounders, strategies associated with losing 5% weight included eating less fat; exercising more; and usingprescription weight loss medications
Eating less fat; exercising more; and using prescription weight loss medications were also associated with losing 10% weight, as wasjoining commercial weight loss programs.
Adults eating diet products were less likely to achieve 10% weight loss Liquid diets, nonprescription diet pills, and popular diets had no association with successful weight loss.
A substantial proportion of obese U.S. adults who attempted to lose weight reported
weight loss, at least in the short term. Obese adults were more likely to report achieving meaningful weight loss if they ate less fat, exercised more, used prescription weight loss medications, or participated in commercial weight loss programs.
Updated – Today I go in to the Neurology Unit at my hospital for up to ten days (feel free to shoot me instead) of video EEG testing.
“Oh, another vacation! You must be so excited.”
No. Actually. It’s just frustrating. No bathing for a week, eating hospital foods and doing. nothing. at. all.
The goal is to come off of my seizure medicine and HAVE seizures while hooked up to the gadgetry. Wish me seizures. I know that sounds crazy, but if I seize, I can come home. I’ve asked my friend Wendy to give me disturbing news via text or phone once I am settled in — because while it’s a long shot — stress COULD help. I know. Nuts.
"This is what success looks like." –Janet Jackson on nutrisystem
Ms. Jackson if you're nasty? Not so much. Ms. Jackson if you're chubbylikeMM. Damn it if she doesn't persuade ME. Janet Jackson's Nutrisystem campaign Spoke To Me. Really.
How's the food? No, really, I am curious.
Until I read this and started chanting, It's Not About Numbers, It's Not About Numbers…
"At her heaviest, Jackson, who stands 5 feet, 4 inches tall, weighed 180 pounds."
I assume THIS is "the highest" wrapped in a corset. *dance* WTFWHOCARES? Dance!
Pfffft. Okay. I get it, because this is the Janet I remember. But. Whatever.
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Two studies published in the New England Journal of Medicine show that bariatric surgery may treat, or even reverse, the effects of type 2 diabetes in overweight and obese patients with high blood sugar levels. Some fear that the risks of the operation overshadow the rewards.
This is a bit controversial, because while a third of the population is overweight or obese, the attitude until now has been kids need to cut the junk food and exercise more. but some doctors now say weight loss surgery is the best way to save obese kids from a life of potentially deadly diseases. early morning at nationwide children's hospital in Columbus, Ohio, and 17-year-old Megan Huffman is preparing for surgery.
Teenagers having weight loss surgery. It's becoming more and more mainstream.
While I am always a little very torn about children having bariatric surgery, I am also the parent of an overweight 14, 13, 10 and 5 year old. I am married to a man who was 375 lbs before gastric bypass surgery. I was 320 lbs pre-operatively. His mom was pushing 400 lbs also before gastric bypass surgery, my dad 350 lbs, his sisters well over 300 lbs, one also post op.
It is what it is.
I know it's in our future for someone — at some point.
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It's coming so fast, it's time to go BACK TO VEGAS! I'm headed to Las Vegas for the WLSFA event!
- BALLY’S Hotel and Casino
- When: May 18, 19, 20 2012
Are you coming?
I'm looking into having a reception-type get together for the BBGC just before the big event!
If you'll be there, let me know if you'd be interested in meeting and greeting with the BBG! I need a preliminary head count to get the ball rolling.
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